Programming and Girls !

Commonly I have seen the articles that bring out the difference between girls and beer , girls and programming languages etc.. But this post has been written after keen observation of girls and their behaviour with their respective (yeah ! you read it right) boyfriends. This post does not intend to hurt the sentiments of the Gang of Girls but just a satire (Its not a all a revenge to the articles / images girls posts to make fun of guys ).

This post brings out the similarities  between the girls and the programming languages . Few of my observations have been listed below:

1. Girls are like NULL pointers, you should never follow them , for chaos and madness await you at its end !

2. Their anger is like sleeping threads , you never know when a spurious wakeup can happen.

3. They are masters of type casting , you can't typecast your lies and present it.

4. You ignore their warnings and you are sure of getting the runtime error.

5. They are like the observer model with a twist , they notify the changes (read as your wrong doings) only during a fight.

6. Girls are highly case sensitve !

7. Their requests are always asynchronous and blocking , they won't let you do any other thing until you complete that request and you can never predict when you get a request.

To Be Continued...

Whats Happening ??

This was written at the time when my inbox was overflowing with the messages regarding the date 12/12/12 amidst of the chaos of India losing pathetically and then the Boxing Association issue and to top all that the big market (read as wal mart ) scam in India.

Once it so happened that , I opened my twitter account to check the tweets and suddenly , the words "What's Happening ?" in the tweet space caught my eye and then all this came up to my mind. So here it goes ...

Number of messages in my cell do dwell,

When I check, it's all about twelve twelve twelve.

This day everyone has got something to sell,

To doctors ,the dame do compel.

Astrologer makes you dance to his tune,

Buy selling you the story of fortune.

Couples deciding to get into knot soon,

I wonder if the world tomorrow, is going to doom ?

And in what name 

Are they playing a game,

Putting at stake ,the nations name and fame

And to the loss , give excuses that's lame.

Some try to bring in a big big mart,

Which shall in ways will rip apart,

Those, who thrive on their pushcart,

And fools call , this move smart.

Day and night, athlete does toil,

To get name and fame to the thy soil,

With a faux process, they create a turmoil,

In the oil of shame , now they boil.